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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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