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Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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A lawyer with insomnia consults his doctor. ‘Which side is it best to lie on?’ he asks. ‘The side that pays your fee,’ replies the doctor.
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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’
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Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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