What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!