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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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There is woman at a mental hospital that are told to go out into the world and find out something new about it. After about 3 hours she go back to the hospital and tell the the manager what she has learned. The woman goes up to the manager and puts a large spider on the table and shouts, "BOO" and the spider scurries under the table. She then picks up the spider, pulls all of it's legs off and shouts, "BOO" but the spider can't move. The manager then looks strangely at the woman and asks her what she has learned about the world. The woman replies, "When I pull all the legs off a spider it can't hear me!"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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