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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, wife, winter
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