Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.