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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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