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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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