Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.