Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
A lawyer with insomnia consults his doctor. ‘Which side is it best to lie on?’ he asks. ‘The side that pays your fee,’ replies the doctor.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’
Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!