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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 47.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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