Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.