Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural."
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?"
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural."
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?"
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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