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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’
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Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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