Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.