Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.