First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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