Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’
Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".