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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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