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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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