Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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