Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...