Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.