Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural."
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?"
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural."
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?"
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.