Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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