Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.