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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 47.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 47.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 47.26 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
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