Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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