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She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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