Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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