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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 47.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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