Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl. 
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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