Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks.
The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has.
The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys."
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce.
The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"