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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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