What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away.
Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor.
Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!