What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!