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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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