Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
What's green and red?
A very mad frog.
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.