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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer
A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"
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