On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy