A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess.
He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile.
‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away.
Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor.
Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.