The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse, old people
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 25.97 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, ginger
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