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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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