The best animal jokes

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 23.84 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 23.02 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 22.70 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
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