Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
Vote:
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Vote:
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat.
When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat.
Sorry...
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
"Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
"Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!