The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess. He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile. ‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
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I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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