What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!