The best animal jokes

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, beer
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 24.26 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
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