Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" " The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!