Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.