The best animal jokes

A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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has 25.28 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse, old people
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess. He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile. ‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 24.64 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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has 24.60 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
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