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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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