Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.