The best animal jokes

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 25.97 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, ginger
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue. Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand. The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
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