How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.