What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Vote:
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo.
Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny.
Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!
Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"