The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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