The best animal jokes

Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 19.95 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 19.72 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, technology
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Make the world your playground. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps. If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do. When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up. Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. Nap often. When in trouble, just purr and look cute. Life is hard, and then you nap. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy. Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there. Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner. Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
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