The best animal jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 21.25 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 20.40 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 20.19 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 19.95 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
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