The best animal jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 21.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 20.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 20.71 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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has 20.57 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 20.49 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 20.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, technology
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
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