I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...