The best animal jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 21.23 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 20.80 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 19.95 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 19.72 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, technology
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
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