The best animal jokes

What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
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Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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