Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)