I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!