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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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has 18.49 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 18.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
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