Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.