What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!