Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.