The best animal jokes

Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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has 18.49 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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