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How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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