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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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