The best animal jokes

So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 16.42 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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