The best animal jokes

I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 19.02 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.59 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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has 18.49 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
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