What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’