Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life.
One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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