Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor!