The best animal jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 16.26 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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