The best animal jokes

What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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