What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!