The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 21.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 19.65 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
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