The best animal jokes

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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