The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!