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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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