The best animal jokes

Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 21.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 21.07 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, technology
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
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