Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.