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Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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