Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table