Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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