While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.