The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 85.30 % from 806 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 85.25 % from 1409 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 85.24 % from 708 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 85.24 % from 890 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 85.24 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 85.22 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 85.22 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.15 % from 1193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 85.14 % from 934 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 85.10 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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