The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 85.16 % from 447 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.11 % from 1254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 85.09 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 85.09 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 85.06 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 85.05 % from 735 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 85.03 % from 1949 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 85.02 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 85.02 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.99 % from 696 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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