When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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