Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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