The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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