Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.