The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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