Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.