The best Chuck Norris jokes

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 85.12 % from 1026 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 85.06 % from 1967 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 85.05 % from 451 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 85.01 % from 1478 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.94 % from 1204 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.93 % from 1456 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 84.88 % from 819 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.86 % from 754 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 84.83 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.81 % from 1103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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