The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 85.21 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 85.19 % from 698 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 85.11 % from 925 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 85.08 % from 1230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 85.04 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 85.03 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 85.01 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 85.00 % from 718 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 85.00 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.99 % from 1180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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