Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.