Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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