Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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