The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.48 % from 1168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.46 % from 1682 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.45 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.45 % from 1634 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.45 % from 2158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.44 % from 1606 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 84.42 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.41 % from 1549 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.41 % from 780 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.41 % from 780 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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