The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.49 % from 1319 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.48 % from 1454 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.41 % from 842 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.40 % from 1635 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.40 % from 807 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.37 % from 2200 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.35 % from 784 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.33 % from 1191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.31 % from 891 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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