The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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has 85.10 % from 2001 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 85.09 % from 1507 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 85.08 % from 787 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 85.07 % from 1582 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 85.05 % from 1227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 85.01 % from 711 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.99 % from 1483 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.95 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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has 84.90 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 84.87 % from 854 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
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