The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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