The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 84.52 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.49 % from 1394 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.49 % from 512 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.48 % from 1100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.47 % from 790 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.43 % from 1096 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.42 % from 753 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.41 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.41 % from 1149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.37 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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