The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.44 % from 1814 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 84.40 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.40 % from 855 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.39 % from 1621 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.39 % from 1674 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.37 % from 778 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.35 % from 1543 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.34 % from 811 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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