While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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