The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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