The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.46 % from 1810 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.45 % from 775 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.44 % from 1158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.43 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.43 % from 2142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.38 % from 758 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.37 % from 1538 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.36 % from 1611 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.36 % from 1671 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.35 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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