Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.