Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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