The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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