The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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