The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.47 % from 976 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.46 % from 1398 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.44 % from 1531 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.43 % from 1665 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.37 % from 1153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.34 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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