The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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has 84.51 % from 1402 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.50 % from 1808 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 84.50 % from 2138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.46 % from 1533 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.41 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.40 % from 1155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 84.39 % from 1668 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.38 % from 744 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.37 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.36 % from 757 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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