Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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