The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 85.51 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 85.36 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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has 85.33 % from 1381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 85.29 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 85.27 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 85.27 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 85.24 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 85.21 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 85.19 % from 1296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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