Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.