Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.