Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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