Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.