Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.