The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 84.83 % from 660 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 84.82 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.79 % from 856 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.78 % from 1017 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.76 % from 600 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 84.74 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.72 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 84.65 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.64 % from 1647 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.63 % from 644 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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