Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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