Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.