When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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