When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.