Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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