When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.