Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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