Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.