The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 83.96 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 83.92 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 83.88 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 83.86 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.76 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.75 % from 642 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.74 % from 1036 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 83.74 % from 555 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.70 % from 772 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 83.69 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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