When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.