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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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