Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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