The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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