The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 83.85 % from 451 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.84 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 83.82 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 83.78 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.78 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.71 % from 1034 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.70 % from 640 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.69 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.66 % from 770 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 83.61 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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