The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.97 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 83.94 % from 569 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 83.88 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 83.86 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 83.79 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.78 % from 1039 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 83.76 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.75 % from 642 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.72 % from 773 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 83.69 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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