Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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