The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.14 % from 989 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.14 % from 834 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.12 % from 548 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 84.10 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 84.09 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.06 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.01 % from 747 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 84.01 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.77 % from 1012 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.71 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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