The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 83.99 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.96 % from 731 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 83.95 % from 515 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 83.94 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 83.93 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.92 % from 756 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 83.92 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.88 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.80 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.78 % from 1565 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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