The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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