The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.06 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.05 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 84.01 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.95 % from 744 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 83.90 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 83.88 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.78 % from 1006 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 83.74 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.70 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.68 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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