When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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