The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.75 % from 1521 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.73 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.73 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.73 % from 1733 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.73 % from 691 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 84.70 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 84.69 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 84.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 84.58 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.56 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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