Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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