The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.11 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.01 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.99 % from 746 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 83.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 83.89 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 83.87 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 83.84 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 83.83 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 83.75 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.72 % from 1009 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
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