The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 84.59 % from 963 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.59 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.58 % from 1114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.52 % from 917 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.52 % from 730 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.46 % from 497 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.45 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 84.44 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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has 84.42 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 84.41 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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