The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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