Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions