The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.91 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.90 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 84.89 % from 883 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.86 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.86 % from 654 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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has 84.85 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.84 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.77 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.75 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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has 84.72 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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