The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 84.63 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.61 % from 495 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.58 % from 712 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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has 84.58 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 84.57 % from 458 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 84.56 % from 968 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.50 % from 736 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.48 % from 735 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 84.45 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 84.41 % from 945 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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