The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.94 % from 757 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.91 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 83.67 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 83.67 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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