Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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