The best Chuck Norris jokes

Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.23 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.23 % from 839 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.22 % from 994 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 83.99 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 83.98 % from 752 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 83.87 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 83.85 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.83 % from 1016 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 83.79 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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