The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.13 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.11 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.11 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.04 % from 422 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 83.72 % from 1002 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 83.71 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.67 % from 764 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.65 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.65 % from 1572 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 83.64 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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