Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.