Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.