Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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