The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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has 84.35 % from 777 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.32 % from 810 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.31 % from 1115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.24 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.19 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.17 % from 536 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 84.16 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.10 % from 832 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.09 % from 986 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.09 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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