The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.28 % from 526 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.28 % from 602 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.28 % from 1602 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.27 % from 505 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.27 % from 739 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.14 % from 760 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.07 % from 824 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.02 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 83.99 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 83.98 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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