Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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