The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.78 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.74 % from 1534 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 84.73 % from 684 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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has 84.71 % from 697 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 84.70 % from 956 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.69 % from 1742 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 84.69 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.68 % from 710 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 84.68 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.68 % from 906 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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