The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.23 % from 655 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.16 % from 862 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.15 % from 1150 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 84.10 % from 465 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.06 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 84.00 % from 503 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 83.98 % from 1019 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 83.90 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 83.90 % from 574 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 83.82 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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