When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic