Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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