The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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