What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.