Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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