What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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