When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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