The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 85.18 % from 850 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 85.17 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 85.09 % from 657 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 85.08 % from 415 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 85.03 % from 1360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 84.98 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.95 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 84.94 % from 865 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.92 % from 671 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.87 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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