The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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