The best Chuck Norris jokes

What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.33 % from 769 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.32 % from 748 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.31 % from 809 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.27 % from 1112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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has 84.27 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 84.26 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.22 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.17 % from 829 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.17 % from 984 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 84.15 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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