What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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