There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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