Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.