Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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