The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.80 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 84.77 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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has 84.76 % from 1764 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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has 84.74 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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has 84.73 % from 506 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.70 % from 928 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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has 84.70 % from 1564 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 84.67 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.65 % from 1119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 84.64 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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