The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 84.98 % from 910 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 84.98 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.98 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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has 84.97 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.97 % from 702 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 84.96 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.95 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.95 % from 1078 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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has 84.95 % from 744 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 84.94 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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