The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 84.98 % from 1193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.98 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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has 84.97 % from 1009 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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has 84.97 % from 1460 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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has 84.95 % from 1092 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.93 % from 1442 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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has 84.88 % from 946 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, political
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 84.85 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 84.83 % from 717 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.77 % from 897 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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