Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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