The best Chuck Norris jokes

What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.30 % from 754 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.25 % from 1117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 84.25 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.23 % from 614 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 84.23 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.23 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.20 % from 537 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.13 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 84.13 % from 988 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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