The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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