The best Chuck Norris jokes

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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has 85.07 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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has 85.06 % from 872 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 85.05 % from 451 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 85.02 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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has 85.01 % from 675 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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has 84.99 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.99 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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has 84.97 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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