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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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