The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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has 84.38 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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has 84.38 % from 758 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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has 84.34 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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has 84.33 % from 817 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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has 84.31 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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has 84.23 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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has 84.22 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.22 % from 1122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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has 84.21 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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