Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.