Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.