Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.