When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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