Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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