The best Chuck Norris jokes

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 79.39 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 79.35 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 79.32 % from 575 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 79.16 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 79.12 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 79.08 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.90 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 78.88 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.83 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 78.80 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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