Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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