You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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