The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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