The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 78.61 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.52 % from 2195 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 78.45 % from 596 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 78.21 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.12 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 77.69 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 77.66 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 77.50 % from 389 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 77.47 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
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