The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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