Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.