Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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