When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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