What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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