Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.