The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 79.51 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 79.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 79.29 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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