The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 81.65 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 81.55 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 81.49 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 81.48 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 81.48 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 81.39 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 81.39 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 81.21 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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