The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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