The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.69 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 79.63 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 79.62 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 79.56 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 79.52 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 79.51 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 79.50 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 79.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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