Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.