If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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