When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.