Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.