The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 81.57 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 81.55 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 81.50 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 81.48 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 81.39 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 81.32 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 81.21 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 81.09 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 80.87 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.77 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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