The best Chuck Norris jokes

Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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