The best Chuck Norris jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.72 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 78.65 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.52 % from 2191 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 78.46 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 78.38 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 77.99 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 77.81 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 77.79 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 77.77 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 77.76 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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