Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.