Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.