When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii