The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 79.48 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 79.47 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 79.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 79.44 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 79.36 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 79.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 79.02 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 79.00 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 78.91 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
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