The best Chuck Norris jokes

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 81.01 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 80.95 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 80.95 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.76 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.73 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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