The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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