The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 78.59 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.54 % from 2193 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 78.50 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 78.31 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 78.05 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 77.90 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 77.88 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 77.83 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 77.81 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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