The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 81.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 81.25 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 81.17 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 81.10 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 81.04 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 81.04 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 81.00 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.99 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 80.94 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 80.88 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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