The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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has 81.57 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 81.32 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 81.31 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 81.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 81.28 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 81.21 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 81.17 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 80.97 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.77 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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