The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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