The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.52 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 80.48 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.39 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 80.31 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.29 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 80.29 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 80.14 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 80.05 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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