The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.