The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 80.69 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.61 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 80.54 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.49 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.46 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 80.44 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 80.38 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 80.35 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
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