The best Chuck Norris jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.69 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.65 % from 2175 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 78.45 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 78.44 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.38 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 78.37 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 78.37 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.35 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.29 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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