The best Chuck Norris jokes

The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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