Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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