The best Chuck Norris jokes

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 79.28 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 79.07 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 78.93 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 78.88 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.77 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 78.75 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.67 % from 2162 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 78.66 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 78.64 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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