The best Chuck Norris jokes

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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