Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.