The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 80.95 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 80.94 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 80.93 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 80.87 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 80.86 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 80.84 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.71 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 80.62 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.60 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.59 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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