Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"