The best Chuck Norris jokes

Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 80.73 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 80.60 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 80.58 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 80.50 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 80.50 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 80.45 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 80.30 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 80.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 80.18 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 80.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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