Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.