Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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