The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 79.04 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 78.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 78.81 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 78.79 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.75 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.64 % from 2169 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 78.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.63 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 78.59 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.50 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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