The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.