The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 81.22 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 81.21 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 81.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 81.09 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 81.09 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 81.03 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 80.99 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.88 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 80.86 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 80.73 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
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