The best Chuck Norris jokes

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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