Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".