The best Chuck Norris jokes

To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.81 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.80 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 78.79 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 78.75 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.68 % from 2173 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 78.37 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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