To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.