Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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