The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 79.50 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 79.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 79.43 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 79.40 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 79.39 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 79.29 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 79.24 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 79.19 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 79.11 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 79.11 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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