Chuck Norris can remember the future.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."