The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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