They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.