Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.