The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 78.89 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 78.86 % from 532 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 78.85 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 78.76 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 78.72 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.67 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 78.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.67 % from 2177 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.52 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.49 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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