Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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