The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 77.44 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 77.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 77.31 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 77.30 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 77.08 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 77.03 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 77.03 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 76.75 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 76.61 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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