Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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