Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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