The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 81.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 81.09 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 80.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.92 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 80.87 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 80.86 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 80.74 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 80.71 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.63 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 80.54 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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