When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.