Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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