The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 80.19 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 80.18 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 80.13 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 80.12 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.09 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 80.08 % from 565 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 79.97 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 79.91 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 79.86 % from 441 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 79.75 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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