If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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