The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 82.11 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 82.08 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 82.00 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 81.97 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 81.83 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 81.77 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 81.77 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 81.67 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 81.65 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 81.62 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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