The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 82.13 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 82.04 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 82.01 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 81.95 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 81.95 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.93 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 81.89 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.78 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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has 81.77 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 81.77 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
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