The best Chuck Norris jokes

People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 78.98 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 78.97 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 78.93 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 78.92 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 78.91 % from 589 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.84 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 78.81 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 78.78 % from 540 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 78.76 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 78.73 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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