The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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