The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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