The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.