The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.09 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 80.08 % from 565 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.01 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 79.97 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 79.97 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 79.96 % from 389 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 79.79 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.75 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 79.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 79.64 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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