When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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