Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.