Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.