People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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