The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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