The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 79.76 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 79.72 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 79.71 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 79.71 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 79.66 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 79.64 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.60 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 79.52 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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