The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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