Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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