People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself