The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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