You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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