The best Chuck Norris jokes

If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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