The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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