The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 78.99 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 78.98 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 78.94 % from 590 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.93 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 78.91 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 78.88 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.85 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 78.82 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 78.81 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 78.76 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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