Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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