The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.97 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 81.85 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 81.83 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 81.77 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 81.65 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 81.64 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 81.57 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 81.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 81.51 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 81.49 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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