The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 79.77 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 79.76 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 79.76 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 79.75 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 79.73 % from 571 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.73 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.71 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 79.68 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 79.61 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 79.56 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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