The best Chuck Norris jokes

People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 80.10 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 80.03 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 80.01 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.00 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 79.94 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 79.84 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 79.83 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 79.74 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 79.57 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.44 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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