The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 79.04 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 78.98 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 78.95 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 78.91 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 78.87 % from 389 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 78.86 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 78.85 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 78.76 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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