The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 81.89 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 81.86 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 81.85 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.70 % from 379 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 81.57 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 81.56 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 81.56 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 81.52 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 81.43 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 81.32 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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