Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."