The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.46 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 81.46 % from 515 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 81.30 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 81.22 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 81.15 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 81.04 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 81.04 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 80.99 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 80.97 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 80.87 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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