The best Chuck Norris jokes

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 80.03 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.02 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 79.79 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.75 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 79.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 79.65 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 79.64 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 79.64 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 79.63 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 79.62 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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