If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.