Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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