The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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