When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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