The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 80.05 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 79.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 79.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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has 79.79 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 79.77 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 79.77 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 79.71 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 79.65 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.61 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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