Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.