The best Chuck Norris jokes

Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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