The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.10 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 78.08 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 78.06 % from 561 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 78.04 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 78.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 77.75 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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