If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.