The best Chuck Norris jokes

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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