Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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