Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.