The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 80.69 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 80.62 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 80.51 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 80.50 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.50 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 80.45 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.42 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 80.31 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 80.28 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 80.22 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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