The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 80.54 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 80.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 80.48 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 80.44 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 80.42 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.31 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 80.27 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.16 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 79.99 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
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