The best Chuck Norris jokes

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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