The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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