The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.51 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 76.44 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.33 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 76.33 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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has 76.29 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 76.26 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 76.23 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 76.06 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 76.06 % from 315 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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