The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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has 78.83 % from 2154 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.77 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 78.75 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 78.73 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.63 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.54 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 78.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 78.40 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 78.39 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
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