The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 78.22 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 78.15 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 78.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 78.01 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 77.93 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 77.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 77.70 % from 571 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 77.70 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.69 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 77.66 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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