Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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