Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."