Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.