The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 78.55 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.50 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.49 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.38 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 78.31 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 78.30 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 78.25 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 78.20 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 78.05 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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