The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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has 80.53 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 80.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 80.19 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.19 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 80.16 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 80.12 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 80.08 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 80.08 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 79.95 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 79.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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