Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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