Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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