Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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