The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.49 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.44 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 78.31 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 78.30 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 78.25 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 78.20 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 78.10 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 78.05 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 78.03 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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