The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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has 78.35 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.29 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 78.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 78.17 % from 559 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 78.16 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 78.11 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.10 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 78.08 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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