Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.