Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security