It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.