What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.