The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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