The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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