Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.