The best Chuck Norris jokes

The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 80.35 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 80.35 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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has 80.30 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.28 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 80.27 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 80.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 80.20 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 80.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 80.19 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 80.07 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
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