The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 79.46 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 79.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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has 79.41 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 79.36 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 79.34 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 79.25 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 79.21 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 79.14 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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