The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 78.03 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 77.98 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 77.94 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 77.84 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 77.82 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 77.68 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.38 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 77.32 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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