Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.