The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 78.12 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 78.09 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 78.08 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 77.96 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 77.94 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 77.79 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 77.74 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.73 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 77.72 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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