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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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