The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 79.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 79.81 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 79.80 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 79.77 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 79.71 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.67 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 79.60 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 79.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 79.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 79.41 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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