Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.