The best Chuck Norris jokes

Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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