Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.