The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.