A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.