The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 77.75 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 77.74 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.71 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 77.71 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 77.60 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 77.59 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 77.54 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 77.50 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.45 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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