The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 79.93 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 79.88 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 79.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 79.83 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 79.72 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 79.60 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 79.58 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 79.55 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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