The best Chuck Norris jokes

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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