The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 77.98 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 77.94 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 77.84 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 77.82 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 77.66 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 77.63 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.38 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 77.32 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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