The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 80.22 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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has 80.06 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 79.96 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 79.95 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 79.95 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 79.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 79.84 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 79.81 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 79.71 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.57 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
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