The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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