The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 77.55 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.19 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.19 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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has 77.05 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 77.02 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 76.77 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.77 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 76.73 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 76.72 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 76.68 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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