Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.