The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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