The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 79.97 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 79.94 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 79.93 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 79.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 79.90 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 79.67 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.52 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 79.50 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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has 79.50 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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