The best Chuck Norris jokes

A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 79.95 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.85 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 79.73 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 79.73 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 79.71 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.51 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 79.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 79.37 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 79.31 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 79.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
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