Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.