The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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has 78.38 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 78.35 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 78.34 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 78.15 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 77.96 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 77.94 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 77.92 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 77.79 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.73 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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