The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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