Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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