When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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