The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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