Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.