Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.