The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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