Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.