The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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