Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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