Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.