The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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