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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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