Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.