Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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