The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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