The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
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