The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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