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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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