A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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