Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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