Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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