The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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