When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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