The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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