Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.