Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.