The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 50.53 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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