The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
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