In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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