The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 49.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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