Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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