Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.