The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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