Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.