Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.