The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 50.53 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.46 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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