The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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