When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris