The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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