The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Vote:
has 50.46 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Vote:
has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Vote:
has 50.44 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Vote:
has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
<<<122123124125
More jokes →
Page 122 of 250.