Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.