It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.