Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.