Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.