The best Chuck Norris jokes

It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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