The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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