The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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