Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.