The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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