If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.