Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."