The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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