The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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