The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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