The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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