Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.