The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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