The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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