The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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