Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.