One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.