The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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