Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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