Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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