What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.