Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.