The best Chuck Norris jokes

One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<119120121122
More jokes →
Page 119 of 247.