The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 49.59 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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