The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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