The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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