What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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