Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!