The best Chuck Norris jokes

What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beer, Chuck Norris
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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