The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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