Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.