When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.