Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.