The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.