The best Chuck Norris jokes

Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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