Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.