One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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