Chuck Norris can milk birds.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.