The best Chuck Norris jokes

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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