On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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