Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.