The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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