The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.