Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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