The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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