The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
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