Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.