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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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