Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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