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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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