On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.