The best Chuck Norris jokes

They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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