If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.