If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.