The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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