The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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