They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.