The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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