If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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