The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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