Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.