The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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