The best Chuck Norris jokes

Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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