Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.