The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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