Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.