Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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