Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.