The best Chuck Norris jokes

Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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