Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Vote:
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Vote:
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Vote:
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Vote:
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Vote:
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Vote:
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Vote:
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Vote: