The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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has 50.15 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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