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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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