Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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