The best Chuck Norris jokes

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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