The best Chuck Norris jokes

Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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