The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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