There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.