The best Chuck Norris jokes

Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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