Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.