The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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