If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.