The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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