Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.