We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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