Chuck Norris can milk birds.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.