Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.