The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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