The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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has 51.24 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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