Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.