If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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