The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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