Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.