The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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