Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.