Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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