The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
<<<127128129130
More jokes →
Page 127 of 250.