Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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