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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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