The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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