The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 48.93 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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