The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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