Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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