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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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