If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.