Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.