Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.