Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".