Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.