Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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