Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.