Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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