Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.