The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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