The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, family
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