The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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