Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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