Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.