Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.