The best Chuck Norris jokes

ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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