The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
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