ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.