Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.