The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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