The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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