The best Chuck Norris jokes

Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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