If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.