The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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