The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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