Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!