Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.