Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.