The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
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