Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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