The best Chuck Norris jokes

The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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