The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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