The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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