Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.