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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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