The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.