The best Chuck Norris jokes

The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 49.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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