The best Chuck Norris jokes

Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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