The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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