The best Chuck Norris jokes

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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