The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...