Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.