When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.