Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.