Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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