The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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