The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.