Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.