Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.