Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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