The best Chuck Norris jokes

A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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