The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 58.90 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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