Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.