The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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