Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.