The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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