The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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