Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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