Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.