Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris