Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.