The best Chuck Norris jokes

Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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