The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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