Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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