Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".