When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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