The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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