Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.