God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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