Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.