The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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