The best Chuck Norris jokes

Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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