When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.