Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.