The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Vote:
has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: catholic, Chuck Norris
<<<133134135136
More jokes →
Page 133 of 250.