Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.