Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!