Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Vote:
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Vote:
God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
Vote:
We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
Vote:
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Vote: