The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
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