The best Chuck Norris jokes

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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