The best Chuck Norris jokes

Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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