A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."