Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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