The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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