Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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