The best Chuck Norris jokes

Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 50.64 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
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