The best Chuck Norris jokes

A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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