Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.