The best Chuck Norris jokes

E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 58.90 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 58.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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