Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.