Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.