Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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