Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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