Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.