Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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