Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.