E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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