Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.