Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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