If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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