Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.