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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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