The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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