The best Chuck Norris jokes

Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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