The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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