Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.