Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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