The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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