If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.