Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.