The best Chuck Norris jokes

Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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