Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.