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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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