To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.