Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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