The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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