The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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