Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.