Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.