Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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