Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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