The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.