Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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