When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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