Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.