Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.