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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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