The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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