Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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