Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.