The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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