Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.