Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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