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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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