The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
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