In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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