Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.