Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!