Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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