The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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