Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.