Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.