The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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