The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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