The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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