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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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