After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.