If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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