The best Chuck Norris jokes

Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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