The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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