When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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