The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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