Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.