The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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