Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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