Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.