The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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