Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.