Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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