Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.