The best Chuck Norris jokes

For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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