The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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