Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.