The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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