The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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