The best Chuck Norris jokes

Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, god, money
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 55.28 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 55.12 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
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