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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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