Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.