Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.