The best Chuck Norris jokes

Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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