The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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