Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.