If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.