One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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