Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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