Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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