The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.

The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.

In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.