Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.