When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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