The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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