Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.