Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.