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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.