The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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