The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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