Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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