The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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