Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.