2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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