2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.