Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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