A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.