Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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