The best Chuck Norris jokes

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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