Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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