The best Chuck Norris jokes

Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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