The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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