The best Chuck Norris jokes

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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