The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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