If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.