The best Chuck Norris jokes

A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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