Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.