Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.