If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.