The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
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