Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.