The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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