Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.