Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.