Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.