The best Chuck Norris jokes

The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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