The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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