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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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