Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.