The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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