Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.