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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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