Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.