The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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