The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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