The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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