The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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