Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.