When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.