The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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