The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.