The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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