The best Chuck Norris jokes

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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