Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!