Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.