The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
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