Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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