The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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