For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.