The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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