Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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