Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.