Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.