Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...