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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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