Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.