Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.