The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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