The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
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