The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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