Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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