The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.