The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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