Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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