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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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