Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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