Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.