The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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