In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!