Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.