Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.