The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
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