The best Chuck Norris jokes

Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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