Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.