The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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has 43.26 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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