Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.