Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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