Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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