The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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