Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.