Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.