Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.