Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!