Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.