The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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