The best Chuck Norris jokes

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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