In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.