The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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