Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1