Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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