The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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