The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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