The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.