The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.