Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.