Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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