Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.