Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.