The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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