The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
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