The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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