Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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