The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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