Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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