Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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