The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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