The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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