The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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