The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT