The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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