Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.