Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.