Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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