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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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