The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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