Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.