The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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