When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.