Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.