Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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