The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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