The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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