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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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