Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.