Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.