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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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