Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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