Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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