Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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