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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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