Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.