Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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