Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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