Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.