The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.