Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.