The best Chuck Norris jokes

30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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