Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.