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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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