Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.