The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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