Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.