According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.