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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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