The best Chuck Norris jokes

Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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