Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.