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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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