For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.