Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.