The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.