The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
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