There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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