Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.