The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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