When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.