The best Chuck Norris jokes

There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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