The best Chuck Norris jokes

Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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