Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.