The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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