The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, travel
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, Chuck Norris
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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