The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.