The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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