The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Vote:
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Vote:
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Vote:
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<201202203204
More jokes →
Page 201 of 250.