Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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