Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.