The best Chuck Norris jokes

Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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