The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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