The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
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