The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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