Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.