The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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