The best Chuck Norris jokes

Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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