The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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