In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.