"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.