Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.