The best Chuck Norris jokes

There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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