Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.