Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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