The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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