The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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