Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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