Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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