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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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