The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
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