The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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