Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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