Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.