The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 55.01 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
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