Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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