Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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