Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.