It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.