The best Chuck Norris jokes

It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 55.94 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
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