Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.