The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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