Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.