The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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