Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.