The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
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