The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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