Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.