It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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