The best Chuck Norris jokes

A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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