The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
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