The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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