People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."