Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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