The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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