If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.