Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.