Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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