Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."