The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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