Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.