The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 55.74 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
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