People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.