The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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