Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.