Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.