The best Chuck Norris jokes

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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