Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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