Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.