The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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