The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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