Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.