The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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