Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic