The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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