Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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