The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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