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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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