Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.