If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.