Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."