The best Chuck Norris jokes

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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