The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
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