Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.