Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.