The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 56.41 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
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