The best Chuck Norris jokes

Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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