Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.