Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.