The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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