Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"