The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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