God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.