The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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