The best Chuck Norris jokes

God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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