Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.