The best Chuck Norris jokes

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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