Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.