Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.