The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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