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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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