Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.