Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.