The best Chuck Norris jokes

The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
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