The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.