The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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