The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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