When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.