The best Chuck Norris jokes

The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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