The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Vote: has 49.93 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote: has 49.61 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Vote: has 49.61 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology