Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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