The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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