The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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