The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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