Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.