The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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