Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.