The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 43.26 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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