The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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