The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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