Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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