The best Chuck Norris jokes

One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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