The best Chuck Norris jokes

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
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