Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.