The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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