Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.