The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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