When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.