Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.