When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.