Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.