The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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