On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.