The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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