Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.