Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.