The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
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