The best Chuck Norris jokes

Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
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