The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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